"I’m ready to be a dad based on how annoyed I get when people turn dome lights on in the car at night." -

Streeter Seidell (via collegehumor)

Haha callahan-22

To drown in you
Explore your every depth
Your scent your taste
Wrap around these arcane scars
My soul is yours

"It’s easier to quit smoking than it is to quit Afrin. #FrinnedOut" - Streeter Seidell (via collegehumor)


Who can say they’ve drank a beer in the back of an A.L.E. car?

I can

I need you to love me.


"1. Kiss like you mean it.
2. Remember their birthday, every year.
3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
13. Get angry, but forgive.
14. Love, love with all you’ve got." -

14 things to remember in a relationship (via hollowfawn)

aw this.

(via lexisuckseggs)

(Source: officialdrunk)


How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic)

I was bored a few days ago so I made a list of my gear along with their weight.  I’m using it as a checklist when I pack and to try to cut weight where ever possible.

Pack- 3lbs 9oz (57oz)
Sleeping bag- 2lbs 7oz (39oz)
Water filter- 9.5oz
Hammock- 13oz
Under-quilt- 30 oz
Straps- 11oz
Rain fly- 22oz
Gear sling- 8oz
Dry lite towel- 5.1oz
First aid- 8oz
Head lamp- 3.2oz
Pack cover- 6.1oz
Water Bladder- 10oz
Platypus bottle- .8oz
Pocket Rocket- 3oz
Cookware- 10.9oz

=236.6oz (14.8 lbs)


Down to a base weight of 14.8 after my new underquilt.    I can’t weight until spring to camp with Leah and Jack.    Especially now that Jack has a jacket :)

I really hope Santa brings me this for Christmas!  Or anyone really….  I’m not picky

"Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend." -

(via a-skeleton-truth)

Ill marry you.

(via thatfuckinglesbian)

(Source: these-greatexpectations)

"I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long, I will stay with you. There’s nothing you can ever do to lose my love. I will protect you until you die, and after your death I will still protect you. I am stronger than Depression and I am braver than Loneliness and nothing will ever exhaust me." - Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love   (via ohlovequotes)

(Source: kitty-en-classe)

How about

Let me start off by saying I love you both.  But how about you two grow up and talk shit out!

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