(in a nutshell)
Surprise

I’ve got a surprise for you tonight

"Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death and sweet as love." - Turkish Proverb (via cofftea)

(Source: murmurrs)



3 rules

1-No laptop
2-No phone
3-No clothes

"Something else is hurting you — that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can’t think." - Charles Bukowski (via theradiodaze)

Successful day of off-road skating.
wtf

it has literally been a month.

New jersey
suuuuuper cheesy poem

i have never been so madly in love with someone.
you are my shining light,
what makes me strong and feel alright. without you i’d be half a man,
my life with you, that is my plan.

Blue Velvet Blueberry Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting and Blueberry Sauce (Recipe)
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collegehumor: Honest Game of Life [Click to read full article]
twerk

my girlfriend wont twerk dat ass for me….

collegehumor: This is Wong on So Many Levels If this is Wong, I don’t want to be white.
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